A breeding ground for derelicts. I’ve driven through a lot of places in the northeast and boy is this place a shit box. I’ve never seen so many injured people in my life. Last time I was there I saw half a dozen people under 40 with neck braces and canes. Plus no one works these people just walk around the city aimlessly after they finish up with their appointments at the methadone clinic.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Person 1: what do you think of Keansburg?
Person 2: I think it’s like Appalachia meets the south Bronx … gross
Person 2: I think it’s like Appalachia meets the south Bronx … gross
by I’veSee September 4, 2023
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Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Person 1 : what do you think of Keansburg ?
Person 2 : to be honest it reminds me of Appalachia and the south Bronx all in one small town.
Person 2 : to be honest it reminds me of Appalachia and the south Bronx all in one small town.
by I’veSee September 4, 2023
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A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.
by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009
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Person 1: "How was the boardwalk Keansburg?"
Person 2: "Not bad, but my face feels awful."
Person 1: "That's a Keansburg mask for ya', shoulda' brought sunblock."
Person 2: "I didn't think I'd get sunburn on the first day..."
Person 2: "Not bad, but my face feels awful."
Person 1: "That's a Keansburg mask for ya', shoulda' brought sunblock."
Person 2: "I didn't think I'd get sunburn on the first day..."
by duhhbri April 6, 2009
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Those derelicts were drinking Keansburg martinis and spitting them on each other when they got arrested by the Keansburg police for jumping off the floodgates naked. What a bunch of scums.
by baits September 22, 2007
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If your mommy and daddy aren't on the board of Ed, work for the town, or aren’t cops you're fucked. Don't expect Varsity, no matter how good you are, or good grades from teachers. All their kids walk around like they own the place and are best friends with the principle. The principal is the board presidents god daughter and believes all students are criminals, potheads and sluts and whores
If your mommy and daddy aren't on the board of Ed, work for the town, or aren’t cops you're fucked. Don't expect Varsity, no matter how good you are, or good grades from teachers. All their kids walk around like they own the place and are best friends with the principle. The principal is the board presidents god daughter and believes all students are criminals, potheads and sluts and whores
by Sk8terhaterzz99 November 24, 2019
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by shnaginaganes April 4, 2011
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