kavanaugh

A boisterous, drunken, licentious, preppy college boy

Stay away from that drunk guy wearing the Yale hoodie, he's totally a kavanaugh!

by Timmyinyin October 6, 2018

kavanaugh

A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory of, and thus no responsibility for, his behavior

Hey man, you can't just kavanaugh her like that...

by Emperor Corwin October 9, 2018

kavanaugh

A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.

I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)

by Set Blue 23 October 3, 2018

kavanaugh

(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.

Son, don’t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.

by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018

kavanaugh

That sound you make when roughly clearing your throat

*kavanaugh*

by Abadazed October 5, 2018

kavanaugh

Verb

To uncontrollable thrust oneself upon someone else in an aggressive manner, usually sexual in nature, without regard for the for the other persons acceptance.

I was just sitting on the couch when your dog got so excited it kavanaughed me for five minutes, jumping on me and licking me all over despite my many protests.

by Linda&Anubis November 26, 2020

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018