Kavanaugh
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018
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Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
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-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
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Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
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by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018
Get the Kavanaugh mug.The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.
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