Katendi

The name of the most amazing girl in the world. Cute, gorgeous, smart and funny. The kind of girl that any guy would fall for.

'Hey have you seen that gir, shes amazingl'
'Yer thats Katendi'

by horatio646477474 August 24, 2011

Kategoh

A 'Kategoh' is term commonly used to label someone a whore and/or slut. Many sub-species exist but the most prolific one can be differentiated by its sheer distortion of the body, especially in the facial region. Some distortions include a severe lack of height and an emphasis on the width. As for the facial reigon, you will undoubtedly know when you see one. Kategoh's often attack their prey in a sexually-orientated manner, subsequent to being labelled a slut/whore. They leave a pervasive "gift" behind in which studies have shown are impossible to reverse. There have also been many reported cases of tramautized victims who have been unfortunate enough to experience "Kategohnia", a disease that is attained from being within a close proximity to a Kategoh, excluding physical/sexual contact. However, there are myths circulating the communities and media implying that this malignant disease can be lethal even if the victim is within eyeshot. Encouragement of awareness and avoidance to any Kategoh's are currently being publicized, as the victims are said to have faced afflictive consequences.

1. "Why does this party only have Kategoh's? Mark told me this party would be full of hot chicks!"

2. "Goddamnit, dump your Kategoh girlfriend already."

3. "Woah...I think I see a Kategoh right there. Okay, let's walk the other way instead."

4. "Fuck man! Why do I get all the Kategoh's?!"

by iamnobody0101 March 15, 2009

Kaneng

alter ego: Jimi Hendrix
the most exotic, sophisticated mama in the land. Also known to ride giraffes.

I wish I could dance like a Kaneng.

by a.c.t.s.k. January 26, 2009

Kateing

When somone texts you something important, and you glance at the phone. And then dont respond for days leaving them on delivered. And then when they call you out on it make up an excuse as to why you "forgot".

My bestfriend was kateing me for weeks after I found out she was sleeping with my brother

by W1nst0n1 July 2, 2021

katenap

A cute expression that someone named Kate can use to indicate they have just had a quick sleep.
Similar to catnap but for Kate(s).

<Kate776> That was a good Katenap!
<BB34G> *tackle hugs*

by Gareth Evans July 9, 2006

Kalenga

A very sexy, hot peice of sexual chocolate.
One of the coolest people you can meet.

Women crave for this Sex God.

Girl 1: Oh look over there its Kalenga!

Girl 2: Kalenga is unbelievably Sexy!

by Girls April 5, 2005

karengitis

Unlike laryngitis when the voice is lost, weak, or irritated, Karen has her voice, it's loud, and irritates everyone else.

Also, the inability of stupid women to shut the fuck up, even when nobody cares.

That lady in the bank was having the worst case of karengitis towards the clerk that I feel embarrassed for her kids.

My wife nags me so much it's like she has karengitis.

by Kavakahn December 7, 2022