Kaspar

A Kaspar is always a professional jelqmaxxer. He always simps for the same Latina girl and edges to her multiple times throughout the day. Kaspars always make fun of others to talk to a girl. Kaspars tend to be extremely short. A Kaspar always has the most messed up buzz cut.

Student 1: bro what should I make my fake tinder name? Should it be Kaspar?
Student 2: HELL NO BRO
Student 1: why not?
Student 2: You don’t wanna be a Kaspar unless the tinder girls are latinas.

by Jelqmaxxer69 June 14, 2024

Kaspar thomason darch

tiny weiner, get no girls, annoying, over reacts, loves sitcoms, half a millimeter cock

Kaspar thomason darch is super annoying

by swedenisthebest March 18, 2022

Kaspar karu

Kaspar karu is dumb If your name is Kaspar karu you Are not cool.

Hey Kaspar karu your not cool and you get bad grades.

by Kiisumiisuke123 January 9, 2023

kaspar karu

a dumb boy who thinks hes always the best.

if your name is kaspar karu ur not the best.

by Kiisumiisuke123 January 18, 2023

Garry Kasparov

The greatest chess player of all time.
He is of Armenian descent.

Bob: Damn, I again lost this chess match against Jack.
Steven: Yeah, he is such a Garry Kasparov.

by A name hopefully not used yet November 6, 2013

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Kaspary

A level of awesomeness so high it kicks you in the @$$ and leaves you breathless and bewildered.

He thinks he's sooo Kaspary, When he's soo not!!

by Mrs. Kaspar Varn =) November 3, 2010