a retarded kid who plays overwatch and team fortress. A "kaspar" is a guy who will come to youre house and buy you overwatch and eat you sunflower seeds while he is playing with youre dog
by bruhgamer71 May 31, 2021
Get the kasparmug. A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.
by MSexi1 December 15, 2010
Get the Kasparmug. An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021
Get the Kasparmug. by DudeThatMakesUpFakeWords August 5, 2017
Get the Kasparmug. 
by TabuuliTee February 7, 2021
Get the Kasparmug. by GAMRBOI948 March 15, 2020
Get the Kasparsmug.