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KARLKOZZI COMET

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When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.
by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022
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Kaliko

A name that 40 year old burnouts call themselves to make themselves feel like they’re 21 again. They also make dumb decisions when they are drunk
Yo bro, this guy texted me some weird shit, he seems drunk.

Oh nvm. He must be kaliko
by Funnytingzbca February 25, 2023
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Kaliko

person who has no skills at halo
Bob: dude that guy just got owned

Jeff: yeah hes such a kaliko
by pmain January 20, 2009
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Karlito.bo

Karlito.bo is some twatty tiktoker who’s sexy as fuck usually spotted in your mums bed
Damn is that karlito.bo”
Yea
Pshh hot”
by Nirnoot August 5, 2021
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Karlitomyo

Karlitomyo likes xdarked
Karlitomyo likes xdarked
by xdarked February 9, 2023
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karlio

karlio is a nickname for karl
karl's are pretty okay people usually
pretty nice, usually have anxiety, likes to draw
person 1: omg hi karlio
karl: hi
person 2: i didnt know you were friends with karl!!
by wildqueerfucker March 30, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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