Kaplunk

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet

*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Kaplunk

Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face

I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday

by Japlunker December 1, 2010

kalinski

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle

I want to kalinski your sister

by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011

kaplunk

a person who parties a lot and i mean a LOT, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris

"yo its so kaplunk dude" "yaa"

by tonysmoney December 12, 2013

Kaplunked

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

by Nutboulder May 12, 2019

Kalenskiy

Kalenskiy is a fighter and a lover. Smart and wise person. He protects those who need and destroy those who were deserving. If you first met him, he seems like a cold hearted person but as you get to know him, you will see his warmest loving traits.

Kalenskiy shares his love for knowledge and creation. Would not spend a day without thinking or dreaming about the future.

"Have you seen Kalenskiy? Something has been bothering me lately"

by Remnov April 23, 2022

kaplunk

the sound thats made when you jump into a pool or drop a fat shit in the toilet.

John: I took a fat shit and it went kaplunk
Mark: Stop telin me bout your shits

by LuhPerc January 27, 2023