Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.
Man, I'm so in love with Kalen, but she's with someone else.
Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
by Matt Hiltonburg February 7, 2010
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means "beloved". Has the same meaning as David from a Biblical standpoint. Usually a girls name, but can also be a boys name with a variation of spelling.
by Vietnam Doc February 3, 2010
Get the Kalen mug.Kalen is a jiggapuff dead ass she the biggest but crack and eyes ever and she will remind you of Pokémon creature “jiggapuff” her diet consist of water and Thai food.
by Whinne April 6, 2018
Get the Kalen mug.kalen is the best person ever. he has the biggest cock in the world. he is so funny and he makes everyone laugh just with his giggle 😄. but he’s also a sensitive little cunt and he is annoying
by kal2 November 3, 2020
Get the kalen mug.Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
by Peter File ;) July 18, 2022
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