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King Kahuna

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word
NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer
by Godfather September 4, 2003
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Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.
1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."
by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007
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Related Words
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Bite the big Kahuna Burger

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa
by Duderbra August 16, 2011
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King Kahuna

by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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King Kahuna

1. The guy who banned people for cheating, but cheated himself.

2. Selfess old bastard that likes men.

3. The Kahunastratator or the bastard that bans anyone in the NS community for playing NSAdmin.

4. High on drugs.
1. Guy1: King Kahuna banned me.
Guy2: I heard you have to suck his dick to get unbanned
by KingHater June 17, 2003
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Kahutchy

Kahutchy is a type of disease you get when you don't eat all your vegetables. Your organs start to decompose and evacuate the body by the form of urine or feces.
Rian: I think i have Kahutchy.
Alex: I had that last week and Jack had to take me to the ER.
Jack: I remember that!
by Leslie Stud Valentine April 21, 2011
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kahuna

Originally, Kahuna was the Hawaiian title for a shaman, and the term is still used in that context by some native Hawaiians. One of the Kahunas of the then king of Hawai'i (Alapa'i) predicted that a fiery light in the sky would signal the birth of the "killer of chiefs", or ali'i ie: Kamehameha I, the first king of all the Hawaiian Islands .
by Geoff 96792 July 9, 2007
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