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afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
by KZ March 12, 2005
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Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
by Friskycummings March 11, 2016
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Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.
Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight
by abckickit August 17, 2011
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fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.
I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.
by Luke64 December 10, 2008
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kabita

The short girl with full of hearts and down to earth,literally the beautiful one,the best of the best,has a lot of sense of humor,don’t mess with her she’ll break your heart and roast the hell out of you.
I love you Kabita
by Faze Onyx October 26, 2017
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Kabobulator

A Kabobulator is an object which its name is unknown, or not immediately remembered. It is synonymous with thingamabob and whatjamacallit.
Sam: There we were, smoking our shit when all of a sudden, this freaking huge kabobulator fell from the sky!

Jess: Kabobulator?

Sam: Yeah you know, one of those thingsamabobs with stuff and shit.

Jess: Oh, you mean an aeroplane?

Sam: Thats what I'm talking about!
by ringfeeder September 7, 2007
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rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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