Kanunu

A female who prostitites for illicit drugs, especially methamphetamine.

Susie offered Tom a blowjob for some weed. I didn’t know she was a Kanunu.

Brandy needed to re-up on some Meth, but was broke, so she played Kanunu and slept with Jim for it.

LARRY: Look at that crackhead over there! She’ll suck you off for a gram of crack!

JACOB: Ewwww what a Kanunu!

by FuuuuckinLuka November 23, 2017

Keanu Reeves

a nice guy and a great actor who the internet needs to leave alone.

Keanu Reeves is great, but chill out guys!

by sw1mming trunks June 13, 2019

Kannur

A district in Kerala state(India). The land of theyyams(an art form)...the land of kalari (a martial art).

Elections are around the corner in Kannur.

by Diva001 April 24, 2011

The Keanu Effect

The act of being so wholesome and awesome that you inspire others around you to do the same.

“You’re breathtaking!” - The line that started the Keanu Effect

by Shotshell156 June 12, 2019

Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

Keanu Reeves

1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.

1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.

by Brananigan February 27, 2018

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019