kofta

Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.

'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'

by TURK4EVA May 4, 2008

Kaftan Time

The flexible working hours adopted by inhabitants of the Middle East.

"oh, don't worry about him, he's on kaftan time".

by the kolonel June 18, 2009

Kaftakis

Someone internally very hot in Greek

Kaftakis is so hot today

by Ano? No March 28, 2022

stroke the kaftan

Stroking an unshaved, Middle Eastern pussy

Kaftan is a garment worn in the Middle East

He’s into Egyptian chicks and loves to stroke the kaftan.

by Dauphinelablonde December 31, 2019

Khosh al kofta

a phrase meaning to go ahead or go for it or to jump into a hala of kofta.

Eman: I'm gonna make some mahshy
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta

Or

Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta

by Gambary May 10, 2010

ms. kufta

A woman who is Satan reincarnate. At night she sucks the souls out of young children to keep alive after tens of thousands of years. She kills any creative thought within her class, and kills any sign of individuality. At night in the school she teaches in cackling and screaming have been heard coming from her classroom. A strange air pollutes the area around her.

person 1: I got nightmares of this creepy old hag last night.

Person 2: That's what happens when you look at Ms. Kufta.

by charabbo December 7, 2016

Kufta

Kufta in ancient lore stems from a very troubled boy who decided instead of speaking in a educated manner, or even in toungs for that matter, that he would make up words. His peers laughed uneasily at his verbiage, but in time began adding to this strange but entertaining drunk squalor as it began to form an actual language. Weeks passed by, months even and each was highlighted with a different term for talking splash Kufta has lead them all meaning "you fucking dick cookie"

"what did you say about my 6'9 mom? Ill eat your intestines you KUFTA" (you must emphesize "kufta" elongating pronunciationa with sarcasm and discust.

by - Alfred A Bearcock III June 16, 2004