JWNHLF

Acronymic term for "Jake With Non-Human-Like Features".
Often used to describe someone with a physical or mental feature which is unusal for a human.

A: Who's that over there?
B: I dunno, he looks like JWNHLF!

by Milky Bar Kid April 10, 2009

G.I. Jwned

Another term for being Pwned or Owned. Being defeated or defeating someone else mainly a gaming or gamers terminology.

Dude that dude was G.I. Jwned on Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.

by Pongdadong December 11, 2007

JWNHLF

An alien, attempting to be a human.
He bobs when he walks.
He has seven green dicks.
He fancies Sarah.
He says 'MROW!'.
He shares a brain with Lefteri.
He has hovering jackii.
He owns a space ship.
He has green blood.
He says 'Nyaa!'
His braces are connected to his space ship.

Child: Mommy! That kid looks like an alien!
Mom: Shh, don't look at it!
JWNHLF: MROOOOOOW!
Child: :'(!!!

by RoseRAWR June 15, 2009

JWNT

Jesus would nail that

Similar to JWTT except comes with a double entendre

Your mum is so fine, JWNT

by Nerdz0r June 30, 2009

Jwnigga

Its the son or daughter of a Jew who fucked a nigger.

Hey look its a Jwnigga (as the Jwnigga is picking up that dime off the McDonald's floor.)

by Joesph Balls February 5, 2010

JWNT

Stands for "Jesus Would Not Torture."

What would Jesus Do WWJD? JWNT

by silvermonster May 2, 2009

Jwnkw

A Dick.

A dick(Jwnkw) always needs a pussy(Aromal)
True Story.

by SPCTR May 4, 2022