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An alien child that goes MROW, owns a spaceship, and goes out with a girl with a mouse in her hair, who bobs when she walks.
A: Is that a plane?
B: Uhh, no.
A: Is it a bird? :S
B: Uhh, no dumbass. It's JWNHLF in his new spaceship.
JWNHLF by Milky Bar Kid April 11, 2009
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Acronymic term for "Jake With Non-Human-Like Features".
Often used to describe someone with a physical or mental feature which is unusal for a human.
A: Who's that over there?
B: I dunno, he looks like JWNHLF!
JWNHLF by Milky Bar Kid April 10, 2009
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An alien, attempting to be a human.
He bobs when he walks.
He has seven green dicks.
He fancies Sarah.
He says 'MROW!'.
He shares a brain with Lefteri.
He has hovering jackii.
He owns a space ship.
He has green blood.
He says 'Nyaa!'
His braces are connected to his space ship.
Child: Mommy! That kid looks like an alien!
Mom: Shh, don't look at it!
JWNHLF: MROOOOOOW!
Child: :'(!!!
JWNHLF by RoseRAWR June 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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