Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

by 1921 June 1, 2011

Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

Jizzax

To relax while jerking it.

"yo man, i'm gonna go jizzax"

by Jissee April 21, 2008

jozza

A colloquial Australian, specifically Melbourne term referring to a joint.

"Oy Tommy! Pass round the jozza!"

by Leemsa January 4, 2008

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003