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Juris

-noun

1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.

2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
"OMG, I woke up next to a Juris, but i don't remember a thing."

"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
by Cathy72 February 5, 2010
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B: "When your girl has a twin sister and you fuck her dad, that's what I call a Juris moment for sure."
A: "Haha, that was for sure a Juris moment."
by chefironina December 25, 2021
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original jurisdiction

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin
I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!
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Jurastic

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing
The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure
by J. Sal big fish, Van Remy March 4, 2009
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jurisdict

To try to tell people what they can and can’t do
Stop trying to jurisdict your girlfriend dude.
by Gig1780y October 5, 2018
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Juris

Juris is the coolest and the most chill dude in world. He’s is good in the sports, especially ball sports. He’ll have some haters in the path of his greatness, and he’s going to fight with them.
Friend: Omg!!!! Juris’s so great, almost everywhere.
Friend/hater: Yea, I know, but I’m better than him
by blahblahblah98766654321 October 30, 2019
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Jurito

1. A term for a man who, unlike the rest of us, intentionally seeks out chaos strictly for entertainment.

2. A bored black man.

3. A burrito dipped in chocolate pudding.
1. Oh that guy was getting us all riled up, just like a juri.

2. Man, I feel so jurito. :/

3. This jurito tastes delicious...
by fruity bitch <3 February 20, 2009
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