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Jurito

1. A term for a man who, unlike the rest of us, intentionally seeks out chaos strictly for entertainment.

2. A bored black man.

3. A burrito dipped in chocolate pudding.
1. Oh that guy was getting us all riled up, just like a juri.

2. Man, I feel so jurito. :/

3. This jurito tastes delicious...
by fruity bitch <3 February 20, 2009
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jubito

A word "YouTube" pronounced by Croatian minister Ivica Kirin. It is guessed he understood it as "you be to" (to=this on Croatian)...
Currently lots of Croatians use this word instead of "YouTube" as a joke.
A: Wow, look at this.
B: You can watch it on jubito.
A: Oh really?!
by Josip Basic August 7, 2007
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Jupitorial

adjective

1. Massive (pertaining specifically to the male anatomy)
2. Smoking hot (colloquial usage)
The senator’s jupitorial protuberance strained the zipper of his khaki pants.
by BerniexTom January 4, 2022
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jüriöö

jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.

In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
by ptk January 2, 2004
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juritzi

A beautiful young girl who cares to much. You must not take advantage because she you can lose her easily. She can be a pain in the ass but it’s ok because in the end she is amazing.
I love Juritzi.
by Smash689 April 13, 2018
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jurico

A Philippino pedophile who prys on small children in the middle of the night, he likes booty clap gang and he faps at 6.30 to kim kardashian's cardboard cut out and he likes little children as they are cute and smaller then him. he also likes big breasts and is a big pervert and does not know any studying material and is very dumb
Jurico is a pedophile
by Justin Ang January 27, 2014
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julito

Wounderful guy; short tempered but loving; caring; the best; funny; clumsy; treats others with respect but expects it in return; very very giving
by Ak907 November 19, 2013
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