Skip to main content
1. A term for a man who, unlike the rest of us, intentionally seeks out chaos strictly for entertainment.

2. A bored black man.

3. A burrito dipped in chocolate pudding.
1. Oh that guy was getting us all riled up, just like a juri.

2. Man, I feel so jurito. :/

3. This jurito tastes delicious...
Jurito by fruity bitch <3 February 20, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word "YouTube" pronounced by Croatian minister Ivica Kirin. It is guessed he understood it as "you be to" (to=this on Croatian)...
Currently lots of Croatians use this word instead of "YouTube" as a joke.
A: Wow, look at this.
B: You can watch it on jubito.
A: Oh really?!
jubito by Josip Basic August 7, 2007
Related Words

Jupitorial 

adjective

1. Massive (pertaining specifically to the male anatomy)
2. Smoking hot (colloquial usage)
The senator’s jupitorial protuberance strained the zipper of his khaki pants.
Jupitorial by BerniexTom January 4, 2022

jüriöö 

jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.

In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
jüriöö by ptk January 2, 2004
A beautiful young girl who cares to much. You must not take advantage because she you can lose her easily. She can be a pain in the ass but it’s ok because in the end she is amazing.
I love Juritzi.
juritzi by Smash689 April 13, 2018
A Philippino pedophile who prys on small children in the middle of the night, he likes booty clap gang and he faps at 6.30 to kim kardashian's cardboard cut out and he likes little children as they are cute and smaller then him. he also likes big breasts and is a big pervert and does not know any studying material and is very dumb
Jurico is a pedophile
jurico by Justin Ang January 27, 2014
Wounderful guy; short tempered but loving; caring; the best; funny; clumsy; treats others with respect but expects it in return; very very giving
julito by Ak907 November 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next