Preset Junkies

A phrase used to define a large group of music producers that use presets for their music

"If youre not careful, this could happen to you"
(sick wob buildup)
"YOURE ALL PRESET JUNKIES"
(SICK WOBS)

by snanadaswsychwayer February 13, 2017

Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

Junkie Whore

A girl who's addicted substance abuse and unprotected sex. She usually has sociopath tendency and doesn't realize who she has sex with due to being intoxicated. She doesn't have a drug of choice , its whatever is available. Gets pregnant a lot and as abortion scares to prove it. Likes anything that anyone is talking and gets there pinky finger bitten off by an alligator. May have Hep from shooting up, can't trust them ever.

Melissa is fun to hangout with but Miss Sutton is a junkie whore

by #TS October 24, 2015

Java Junkie

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.

Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!

by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008

Junkie Mission

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.

Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.

by Mtownjw August 16, 2009

junkapedia

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.

Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.

by asher port May 28, 2014

bassline junkie

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

by bassline junkie February 11, 2013