Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

Jump up beesh Pauline

The beesh that sings in odyssey, idk Mario a first girlfriend ig, I don’t know her,

Toge: the beesh that sings?

Kizer: yeah

RileyJ: Princess jump up beesh?

Kizer: not a princess

TogeCian: I like that Jump up beesh pauline

by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon November 1, 2021

premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Jump up my ass

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021

Punks jump up

An old school rap song, but also a phrase that ends with "...to get beat down", what it means is that people who are the first to talk shit are usually the ones who get messed up in a fight...these are perhaps the wisest words of the streets...don't be that punk

OG chillin on the stoop

Wigger walks by and trips over the OG's stretched out legs

Wigger: "Watch it MAAN!"

OG: "My fault, but you shud really be lookin where you goin"

Wigger: "shutup old man before i bust a cap!!"

OG: "Word? Let's see you do it then white boy"

4 more OG's come out of the crib

Wigger: "Oh shit"

Beatdown ensues....Punks jump up......

by Ze Black Mamba January 6, 2012

jumppanen

A great and proud family of people who dont give a fuuuuu'
They are the Danish mafia.

They will find you...
and they will kill you...

Im afraid if the Jumppanens

by Jumbanan December 7, 2016

Jump Up

A person at work who gets up right when lunch is over and goes to work Immediately.

Sit back Down Jump Up Jimmy and stop being such a Douche.

by NightCrawler123 November 12, 2020