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jumpshit

The act of getting jumpscared so bad you shit your pants
Oh man, Five Nights, gave me a jumpshit
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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Jumpshit

The act of jumping and subsequently defecating whilst in midair, most commonly executed with your back side facing a wall.
that's definitely a jumpshit judging by the height of that poo mark
by anonymous55ive June 20, 2011
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TAIMA JUMP SHOT

THE ACT OF MAKING A SMALL JUMP AND THEN TAKING A SHOT OF HARD LIQUOR.
ME AND A FEW FRIENDS WERE DOING TAIMA JUMP SHOTS ALL NIGHT AND GOT WASTED.
by ROMEO TANGO July 14, 2009
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jump shot

When you jump while in the process of masturbating to blow a fat load all over his roomates lofted bed.
Tony blew a wicked awesome jump shot all over Johnnys bed
by gangsta steve May 13, 2005
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Jump Shot

When you're having sex and you cum while jumping
John and I were fucking last night and he pulled a jump shot on me it was oddly satisfying.
by TheOfficialJumpy November 18, 2018
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JumpShoter

Is to jump in the air and shoot an enemy in a video game (Roblox, Call Of Duty, Apex, Fortnite, Overwatch, .etc)
I am the OG JumpShoter no one else can take that title away from me
by Evanafex July 24, 2021
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Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
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