Jamaican Jumanji

This is a sexual act that involves two guys double-teaming one girl. One guy is getting oral while standing and the other is penetrating the girl from the back(doggy style). This is so the womans back is facing the sky and can be used as a flat surface for a boardgame. Then you and your friend can battle it out while double-teaming a hoochie mamma.

My friend Jon and I were playing battle ship while doing this hooker, it was the best Jamaican Jumanji i've ever had!

by Dsmith31 January 4, 2006

jumanji

Derived from the popular childrens movie/board game, jumanji refers to an inescapable, often psychotic female presence set out to trap you for life into her deep, scary, psycho-jungle, as seen in one of the opening scenes of the movie.

Bro, that bitch is a Jumanji, roll me a 5 or an 8! ASAP!

by thelittleking April 19, 2010

jumanji

Having the condition of unkempt or extremely overgrown pubic hair.
As when used in the phrase "Jumanji Jungle Bush"

Also, a shit movie staring Robin Williams.

I was going to go down on her, but she had such Jumanji, that I was afraid I would find crabs with spears and tom-tom drums!!

by Vinceums March 6, 2004

Jumanji

A undebatable win.
You win the game.
Final answer/say in the matter.

(say there's a pair of black socks)
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"

You mean these white socks?

"No, i mean those black socks."

They're white socks, jumanji.

"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"

*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*

by court-ah-saur November 29, 2010

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

Jumanji

When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive

Man 1- That dudes pubes are sticking out of his pants...

Man 2- I know, what a Jumanji.

by jaggger June 11, 2011

Jumanji

Untamed and insolent Ukrainian female pubic hair.

"Yelena date-raped me even though I had a girlfriend. I figured as long as I was technically 'cheating', I might as well try to touch her clitoris. She pulled my hand away numerous times; an act I attribute solely to her JUMANJI shame.

by Jack The Snipper March 5, 2009