July 16th 

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

July 16th by Harassment1234 November 14, 2020

July 16th 

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”

July 16th by peanug November 15, 2020

July 16th 

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.

Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE

July 16th by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

July 16th 

National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!

you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”

July 16th by fvckschool101 July 15, 2021

July 16th 

National leigh & eve day.

Leigh stop ignoring me its july 16th

July 16th by EVEHOPS! July 16, 2021

July 16th 

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

July 16th by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

July 16th 

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

July 16th by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024