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juchebag

Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called "juche". This philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. And worship Kim Jong Il as a man-god. Since North Korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and Kim Jong Il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in "juche" is a giant juchebag. Especially its Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.
by tossingmuffins May 28, 2009
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Juche Pop

North Korean propaganda music usually related to the musical group Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble named after The Battle of Pochonbo. The 'Juche' part of the name comes from North Korea's ideology of self-subsistence. For more information see Juche
Person 1: What kind of music do you like?
Person 2: K pop
Person 2: Oh so like bts blackpink that type of stuff?
Person 1: Nah I'm more into the Juche pop subculture
Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: Yeah don't worry about it.
by NAK0 August 25, 2020
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A close group of mates that have an obligation to forever look out for one another at all times.
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Julcey

The essence of your enemies that have been mauled into a delicious beverage for you to drink.
Do you want some julcey?
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Nissan Juche

Special edition of the Nissan Juke mini-SUV for high-ranking members of the Workers' Party of Korea.
One of the highlights of the military parade was several Nissan Juche's driving in formation.
by necrolator October 11, 2013
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jucheboo

A person, usually a upper-middle class teenage edgelord living in a first world country, who praises and supports the North Korean regime unironically. Jucheboos usually claim that North Korea, as a sovereign nation, has the right to fuck over its own people in peace and that we have no right to object whenever they threaten their neighbors with their nukes and military cockflexing.

The nihilistic worldview of the jucheboo goes to such extend, that it makes him unable to appreciate the benefits that western civilization has to offer over living in an authoritarian communist shithole. When confronted about this, they retort to moral relativism and some incomprehensible drivel about anti-imperialism.
Jucheboo: BASED KIM JONG UN NUKE THE (((US))) XDDD
Normal person: Fuck off, you autistic jucheboo.
by Luxor7 September 26, 2017
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Juche Idea

noun
the Juche Idea
the official state ideology of the Korean Workers' Party, which has been dominating the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK); is based on the teachings of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il’s father, and guides the DPRK to act more on its own initiative in foreign affairs, rather than follow policies dictated elsewhere
1) an idea, concept, plan etc that is flawed
Your business plan is really the Juche Idea. It would bankrupt the company and starve all employees and their families to death. Rejected.
by Amamo-chan January 30, 2006
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