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Junofication

She used the junofication technique when her boyfriend threatened to leave her.

She stopped taking her birth control pills resulting in junofication, much to her parents surprise.
by culturebomb August 11, 2008
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Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.
Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
by Gaius315 March 16, 2022
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Jumification

A process to pick up work that belong to an individual and throw it at the person to do it themselves or anyone else who is supposed to be responsible for that work.
This department needs jumification.
she jumified the work to josh, who is known for procrastination.
by ulong_cha April 12, 2019
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Dudification

The evolutionary process of becoming a modern day Dude.

Related words: Dudify, Dudified, Dudifiable.

Today's Dude is becoming more self aware, caring for his body and mind in new and better ways in a rapidly changing world. To help him manage this transformation, he buys products that best suit his emerging self – products that extract, define, and shape his modern masculinity. These products handle the Dude's need for simple and convenient ways to handle new challenges, from how he dresses to the skincare products he uses. Today's Dude is not bound by set stereotypes from past generations - he's all about creating his own path.

As a man experiences Dudification, we say that he is becoming increasingly Dudified.
Steve never took good care of his appearance until he started working with other sharp dressed Dudes in his office. Since then, he has really experienced Dudification in his daily routine - he now really looks and acts like a Dude.
by Dude Specialist November 4, 2010
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Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.
Josification has become a problem with present youths.
by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012
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juliafication

The act or process of acting like Julia in the context of stupidity in areas of common knowledge and/or freaking out over any given celebrity, but most commonly Orlando Bloom.
Juliafication at its finest:
"How do they fit so many files inside that tiny computer?" or "OMG, OMG, OMG, ORLANDO BLOOM!!!*any or a combination of hyperventilation, fainting, or dying*"
by Stephiticus January 14, 2008
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justification

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.
justification of why you shagged your sister is easy
by Pickle March 8, 2005
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