JP'd

The act of getting shot down from sex, but not verbally, through your date passing out just before sex. Originating from .J.e.n. .P.e.n.n.e.r, must occur prior to both shirt and pants being removed or un-done.

"Dude, I totally got JP'D last night"

or

"Hey man did you get laid last night?"
"No bro I was so close but, she definately JP'D me!"

by John Slade June 29, 2009

jpdank

When a man insists on wearing Jogging pants that showcase his 'dank' this is referred to as jpdank.

I went to the gym today, and let me tell you...There was a whole lot of jpdank happenin in there.

by Alicia February 7, 2005

jpdlm

just please don’t leave me

“i know i messed up jpdlm”

by becca watson June 8, 2023

Jp’d

Doing the total opposite, sneaky maneuvers.

You just got jp’d

by The wizard dictionary June 11, 2018