jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

Anal Jazzing

Anal Jazzing is where you proceed to anally fist someone, then you do Jazz Hands.

She was really into some freaky shit, so I tried Anal Jazzing her for a good time. Who doesn't like Jazz hands, am I right?

by Goaste Fan July 12, 2009

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

Jazzing

Jazzing, in the late-1800s-early 1900s in the United States, used to be popular slang for sex.

Absolutely no Jazzing in the Champagne Room.

by Four-20 November 15, 2015