joement

a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently

Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!

by Fettman October 16, 2008

joymeet

probably the greatest person to live on Earth.

i'm so awesome, i just might be joymeet!

by v1ceroy November 24, 2021

Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020

Joytentified

The feeling one feels when they are walking on clouds. When one is joyous for no particular reason, everything is wonderful.

Everything has gone right today, Nothing can bring me down, I feel Joytentified.

by Michael Darkwood April 22, 2010

Joement

When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.

We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah

by Zrys August 10, 2019

Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.

As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.

by Oilblues September 20, 2020

Joement

When your friend knows just enough a out a topic to be wrong and or irrelevant

"Dark souls has really declined recently"
"My favorite game is minecraft"
"#Joement"

by PussySlayer475 April 9, 2023