jocelin

A smart, beautiful, girl with a really caring heart . she loves everyone but mostly if she has a boyfriend and she makes you laugh . she is perfection in a person . Everyone loves her and she has great hair, smile, and style . She normally has someone annoying in her family . She is also an angel that gets what she wants when she wants . She is a princess that is very shy and is also a people person . she is also cute .

Jocelin is an awesome girlfriend/friend .

by asdfghjklqwertyuiop1234567890i April 18, 2014

Joceline

Joceline Is a pretty, adorable,funny,thick,loyal,freaky girl but don't get on her bad side. if I were you I wouldn't want to mess with her of you will be found dead on the floor

Someone: " omg I hate joceline soooo much"
Joceline: *punches her really hard

by Joceline295 December 16, 2019

Joveting

When one thinks of something and proceeds to speak of the desired object, thus increasing the desire for the object.

Dude, I am really joveting some kool aid right now.

by Princeofthewhitechihuahuas September 3, 2013

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

Joselin

A beautiful, smart girl that is envied by alot of slutty people. She always has people who she can depend on. She loves to hang around her family and friends. Joselin always has a positive attitude toward anything...except towards the backstabbers. If there is something Joselin hates, its..people talking behind her back..and 2 faced bitches!!!!! She is not a afraid for a challenge and is very brave!

Wow, Joselin sure is someone I'd like to date!

by Jb~soccerlover February 11, 2010