dick jouster

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

by Aarik July 21, 2007

richard jouster

two gay guys sword fighting with their dicks.

i'd prefer not to stupid richard jouster!

by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012

Jouster

Glasgow (Scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person.

"I'm on deadline and he hasn't given me those reports yet. He's a pure jouster by the way"!

by Robert Bryers February 3, 2006

justle

when one man fondles another man's balls while preforming anal sex

in the sex train, the men justled each other

by memory's shadow January 22, 2012

Jimbo jostle

To be given the slip after agreeing to meeting or arranging a time to be together

E.g Peter- let's go out for a drink at 7, Fraser - sure I'll see you then. 7 comes round and Peter is nowhere to be seen and uncontactable.

You've been given the Jimbo jostle

by Benji90 December 1, 2020

jostlefox

To insert one's penis into a leprosy sore. See jostlefoxing

Dude, let's go jostlefox that leper! That's totally how we get our rocks off!

by oddwallawallawalla September 25, 2009

Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004