Joust
To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.
joust
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
joust by Division By Zorro December 26, 2003
Joust
A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.
Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
Joust by David Keller January 11, 2008
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Joust by Chris Manley February 26, 2008
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Joust by SinneR'sLair August 22, 2008
joust
To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
joust by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004