Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.

Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block

by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021

jocose

Verbally funny.

"Well Taylor you're very jocose today."

"Thanks?"

by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009

Jojosexual

Jojosexual is when you're sexually attracted to characters from the popular anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojosexual was originally created as a joke from the Jojo's community.

Friend: “I'm totally Jojosexual, Jotaro is hot as hell.”

Other Friend: “I can agree, but have you seen Giorno!? Or Speedwagon.”

Friend: “Speedwagon is totally hot as well, every character in Jojo's is attractive!”

by QuietKermit March 15, 2020

Joross

Is handsome

Joross is handsome

by Johohoho June 7, 2021

joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...

snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.

by loosewithjoose May 2, 2010

joose

a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.

friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.

by Archie Mane October 5, 2008