jordanne

(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.

"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"

by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008

Jordyne

(Pronounced like Jordan) A feminine name reserved for women who are destined to be smart, beautiful and charismatic. Any women with this name will have great success with anything they do and look damn fine doing it.

Jordyne is pretty, smart AND has a great personality... If you don't marry her I will.

by Kid Robo March 7, 2010

jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

by sam cassell April 11, 2011

Jordayn

A generous person ,loving ,caring , loyal and got cakes.

I wish I had a jordayn in my life.
My life would be amazing with him

by Cheesescrakerswatermelon December 6, 2016

Jordaneer

a fan of singer Jordan Jansen

Im a Jordaneer

by cheekyspook August 23, 2011

Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015