jobert

a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.

"There is a big Jobert in the Room"

by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017

A la Joubert

Running like hell , tail between legs, after making a terrible game-changing decision, probably because of conflicting parties, to avoid consequences and alienate a whole nation by doing so.

He awarded the winning penalty and quickly after went totally A la Joubert avoiding the respectable tradition of shaking hands.

by rdscot23 December 13, 2015

Johbert

Noun.
A person carrying an open mind and deep thinking.
A natural born leader and achiever.

That's a great idea! You think like a johbert.

by John Awake June 10, 2021

Jobertime

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.

I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.

by Job Ertime May 18, 2023

Jerbert

A Jerbert is a unlucky bitch who always cries in the fucking corner whenever their father glares at them.

THOMAS: Father, I accidentally blew up the church.

SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*

JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*

by WhatTimeIsIt?? November 2, 2020

Johbert

Noun.
A name carrying an open mind and deep thinking. Naturally born leader and achiever.

Wow! That's a really great idea! You think like a Johbert.

by John Awake June 10, 2021

josbert

Such a slutty bitch and she just wants dick and be a model

Omg josbert she is such a baddie, i love her, she is always been putiputi around.

by josbert November 22, 2021