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Joogle

To take a word, statement or phrase that is not perverted and present it as being perverted by the tone of your voice.
for example the statement "Lets go in the back door" could be joogled by simply by putting emphasis on the word back.
by Josh Turnage August 31, 2007
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Joogled

I didn't know the facts to I joogled it
by Under oath December 18, 2020
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Joogled

*Highly deceptive in nature, or when it appears the truth is practically impossible to ascertain.
*When objective truth comprises of multiple truths of which some are overlooked or missed completely.
*If
Despite the progress in science and technology it appears the origins of the COVID-19 virus is a joogled case.
by JoogledBot July 13, 2021
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Joogling

When you like someone but they say lemme smash
Yo want to go on a date
No but wanna smash. Lemme smash
(Man I think I’m joogling right now)
by IpLaYwItHyOuRmOm January 28, 2019
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Joogle

The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.

Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride

Joogle says: auto zone bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.

Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's birthday today and I forgot to get her something.

Joogle says:I got you bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big Brock little cocks big box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one sad looking meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.

Sorry sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.

Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.
by Bblittlec February 19, 2022
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joogle head

n. a dumb person, nicer than saying "dumb ass"
You paid how much for that (insert item here)?! I saw it online for 1/4 that price! You joogle head!
by wac0059 March 19, 2009
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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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