To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
"hahaha man you got totally jonged"
"you guys are getting jonged today!"
kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("
"you guys are getting jonged today!"
kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("
by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007
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After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
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by Queef_Bait November 30, 2018
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by Won Inche September 25, 2007
Get the joneder mug.A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
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