jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

jonwangonfire

A person, who despite his title, is in fact not on fire and is actually relatively neurotic. But one says it to instill excitement in a crowd.

Guy 1: "Hey, isn't that Jon Wang over there?"
Guy 2: "Hey it is! Jonwangonfire! What's up dude?"

by bolic November 1, 2010

Jenwings

Basically, this means god. The most important thing in the world.

Did you answer Seal when he said I believe I can fly, do you? JENWINGS.
Posterize.

by In Maurer's Shoes January 30, 2008

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

jonning

talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked

"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"

by Wannie July 24, 2006

Jonning

verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia

Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!

by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010