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Jonatan

Jonatan is a sex machine
Omg he’s been with so many girls

Bro, his name is Jonatan
by Trickywordz May 22, 2021
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Jonatan

He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
Dang he has some dope J's ! He must be a Jonatan !
by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014
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jonovan

A nigga that chill with his brothers and wakes and bakes everyday
A bro that loves wake and Bake and has fun with his brothers

Jonovan
by Jonovan November 14, 2016
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Jonothan Gilmour

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.
Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.
by halby duude July 13, 2004
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Jónatan

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Heynatan 8==================D
by Pallli October 29, 2019
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Jonatan

Daaamn! He is soooooo Jonatan
by Jonte Magnefjird December 22, 2016
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Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
by Brosephene April 2, 2020
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