Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

jonwing

v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.

by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006