Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019

Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007

jones soda

Dont forget FUFU Berry! its Orgasmic!

I shot a load in my pants after trying FUFU Berry!

by Wang Inhurbut September 22, 2003

Jones Soda

The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!

Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.

by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005

Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

Jones Soda

The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.

Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.

by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008

jones soda

the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!

rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!

by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005