The Joker’s Smile

The joker’s smile is a sex move in which you have sex with a woman while she’s on her period. Right before you’re about to cum you pull out and nut on her face. You then take the palm of your hand and smear it to cover her entire face. You then take your dick with period blood on it and wipe it on her lips and up the cheek to resemble the joker’s makeup.

Yo! I just hooked up with a chick and did The Joker’s Smile on her! She was so surprised!

by Rickytickyman June 14, 2023

The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

Joker's smile

The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.

The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.

If you dont stop laughing at your own stupid jokes, I'm gonna give you a Joker's smile bitch!

by Terminus_Est September 30, 2008

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.

That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018