Jolly Roger

A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.

My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.

by skygod03 April 25, 2011

Jolly Roger

The act of putting a thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switching over and over.

"You gonna stand there doing the jolly roger or are you gonna come help me??

by Corndbeefhash January 8, 2020

Jolly Roger

When a Packers fan is anally fisted by Aaron Rogers and waved above his head, mimicking the flag on the mast of a pirate ship.

In the locker room after the game, Jake was pleasantly surprised when he received a Jolly Roger from his idol.

by 00Doom January 5, 2014

Jolly Roger

A "jolly Roger" is a "happy penis".

Sandra gave me a jolly Roger last night.

by Astronaut & Proctologist Peter Buttram January 22, 2007

jolly roger

A dumbass who created the book known as The Anarchist's Cookbook. This book has led to many deaths and body parts exploded off a person's body who was stupid enough to follow the directions to create pyrotechnic explosives that were completely unstable.

1 2.. freddy's comin' for you.. 3-4 lock the door. 5-6 pick up stix.. holy shit that lightbulb trick worked!!!

by Kamisama April 30, 2005

jolly roger

punching someone in the head, face, stomach, or nuts hard.

That guy in my class was pissing me off so i gave him a jolly roger.

by metalskull October 26, 2009

Jolly Roger

a person at a party that is wasted off nothing more than rum itself.

bro1: dude check out matt.

bro2: yeah man he's been sippin' on rum all night.

bro1: yeah i know man, he's like a fuckin' pirate

bro2: he's a jolly roger.

by bromontana179010 February 20, 2010