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double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009
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Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.
Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.
by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019
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joinleaver

People who join your Discord server and then leave shortly thereafter or the next day so they can inflate their friend count. Basically another word for joinleaving.
Kyle: Ugh, why do people on my Discord server keep leaving as soon as they join?
Chris: They're joinleavers - they join and then leave just so they can boost their friend count. It's basically another word for stupid people.
by The Real Driller April 3, 2022
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Joeneer

Really sassy, big bully. She is a person that loves to flirt and hates any girl that goes in her way.
Joeneer said a cuss word to a girl.
by ThePugLord December 18, 2018
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Shawn/Joiner

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.
Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!
by AJ^2 January 18, 2010
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jainee

She is the sweetest person you will ever meet, she is kind and caring. She loves her friends She doesn't like it when her friends are sad and she will try her best to cheer them up, but if you make her mad then you will regret it. She is a very kind, lovable, beautiful girl. She is very funny and a great friend. Girls envy her but she doesn't know why. She doesn't believe anyone's compliments. Jainees believe that they will never be enough. Everyone loves her though. If you know a Jainee you are extremely lucky. If you get the chance to date a Jainee never let her go. She will do anything for you. She will love you more than you will ever know. She is beautiful and perfect. She has all the boys falling head over heels over her.
You: "Who was that person giving me the sass??"
Friend: "That was Jainee."
You: "I think that I'm in love!"
by nenalasdjf April 4, 2019
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Joiney

joiney's myspace
myspace.com/jenwazhur23
by joiney23nguyen February 21, 2009
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