Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

johnnie walker

Best alchoholic drink ever made!! 42% of alchohol can be either very strong or very layed back. Comes In Red, Black, Green, Gold, Swing, And Blue Label. From Scotland

Lets Have A Johnnie!
that means lets drink some Johnnie Walker!

by colombiano3537 October 4, 2005

Johnzeh

Someone who watches anime too much and is afraid to show it and also tries to boost their internet points.

That guy of there is being a johnzeh

by John zeh August 15, 2014

johnsieatsocks

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy

girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks

by chasnluver April 28, 2023

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

Johnnie

A irrisitable chick magenet, one who accels in the fields of action sports. He is dangerous when it comes to contending for females. He has an abnormaly large penis and is dynomite in bed

Dont look at Johnnie! You wont be able to look away!!

by alyson111111111 November 10, 2010