JOHNTHOMAS

The absolute best person ever. This person goes perfect with someone named Grace or especially Leah. He is cute funny and overall best person to be arround.

Its just used bro idek
JOHNTHOMAS - youre gay

by anonymous November 10, 2020

johntovia

Funny Porch monkey who eats hamburger helpers

Johntovia aCrackhead with no hoes

by Opiumboy November 25, 2021

Johnometry

Geometry as good as John Dickinsons works

Wow That's some nice Johnometry.

by Motionworks.net August 29, 2023

Johnomobile

Any outdated car from the 80s or 90s that is generally undesirable like a dodge caravan geo metro or a run down pickup from the late 70s or a nissan altima with a million miles on it

Guy 1 you hear about johns old ford pickup??
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!

by rayjay91 February 19, 2024

Johntum

it's a word for someone called john or u can just say papa John

Hey dikke Johntum

by Johntumcreator March 12, 2026

Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle

A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.

“Hey bros, let’s get a Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle going.”

by walkmf July 1, 2025