Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

johndle

In Johnson we trust

Wassup Johndle

by Youngmoodz February 7, 2022

johnnie walker

Best alchoholic drink ever made!! 42% of alchohol can be either very strong or very layed back. Comes In Red, Black, Green, Gold, Swing, And Blue Label. From Scotland

Lets Have A Johnnie!
that means lets drink some Johnnie Walker!

by colombiano3537 October 4, 2005

Johndenvered

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

by good old max February 5, 2019

johndepadua

The desire to suck penises.

I get so Johndepadua every time I see a cute guy!

by Mervyyy December 1, 2013

johnsieatsocks

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy

girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks

by chasnluver April 28, 2023

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022