John Travolta

Movie Cancer
Has the ability to ruin any movie he plays a part in.

"Looks like Travolta ruined another movie, he's fucking movie cancer that guy"

John Travolta by Saboo January 19, 2005

John Travolta Syndrome 

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.

Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

John Travolta Syndrome by pototatoe head March 3, 2011

john travolta's birthday 

Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.

I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.

john travolta's birthday by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016

John Travolta Birthing 

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

John Travolta Birthing by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

The John Travolta 

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

The John Travolta by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016

Soggy John Travolta 

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

Soggy John Travolta by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

Are you John Travolta? 

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

Are you John Travolta? by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023