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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.
by Salty mama April 22, 2020
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John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.
Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018
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John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.
by John-Michael December 17, 2016
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John Michael Padilla Jordas

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE
by JORDAKS June 7, 2021
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