The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
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A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
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Get the John Michael mug.A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
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Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?
Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael
Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael
Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
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