John Fitzgerald Kennedy

President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?

by Fearman September 3, 2007

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Just F'ing Kidding

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary

by WeBeTakinSouls May 30, 2011

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John F Kennedy

Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.

After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.

Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.

How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

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