john howard

A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...

John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...

by rap sucks balls May 15, 2007

John Howard

Australia's Prime Minister. AKA: Mr Sheen the cleaning man. (most aussie's would understand this)

id vote for john howard if he went on national television and admitted he was secretly Mr Sheen

by Elle644 August 27, 2005

John Howard

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

by Em Dee September 30, 2005

John Howard

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.

John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."

by Danforth April 18, 2006

John Howard

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?

Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)

by Blah` September 25, 2005

John Howard

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.

John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.

by Dead Deer November 18, 2005

John Howard

Singlehandedly turned Australia into the laughing stock of the developed world during his tenure as PM, mostly due to his playing lapdog to Bush (the two of them go hand-in-hand!). Beloved by Bible bashers everywhere (one wonders why...), hated by everyone with half a brain.

Labor Party isn't much better, but that's a story for another time...

John Howard's reign is something the country will never recover from.

by Frustrated Australian April 11, 2011