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John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.
Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"
by Imgtags June 15, 2008
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John Edwards

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
by 7654678 October 3, 2008
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John Edward

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.
Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!
by Jacko912 May 11, 2006
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John Edwards

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 8, 2011
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John Edwards

When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"

"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."

"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
by Bsizzla October 7, 2008
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John Edward

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007
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John Edwards

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.
He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.
by rexaddict February 4, 2010
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